Wow I’m dumb.
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
This is amazing.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
My boyfriend is now ex-boyfriend. No one dumped each other, we just kind of “let go” of each other. I will miss him but it’s better this way.
people who bash on technology are so boring like okay you can go read your encyclopedia with the ghost of henry david thoreau in the woods but don’t pretend like you aren’t going to be using wikipedia to argue with people 10 years younger than you on facebook
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